Hmm… I was tagged by the lovely Miss Sarcomical to do this thing. If you are a me!me!s junkie, check it out.

Basically I am to pick five of the “If I could be a” and write my decription. Then I add one of my own to the bottom of the list, along with my name. Then I can tag 3 other people to do it. Since the last people I tagged to do one of these things didn’t follow through (including a certain someone who tagged me to do this one, which by the way, the main driving force to do this is spite… =) Just kidding…) I am not going to waste my time picking three people. I pick one person. And that one person is Little Miss Greedy (who will probably only get to do this if she is interested enough to click the extended entry button).

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate…(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember…(By Jeremy)I
f I could be a business owner…(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor… (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent…(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer…(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist…(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker…(By Pollo Loco)I
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a DJ… (by maria)
If I could be a knife-thrower (by Katherine)
If I could be Zsa-Zsa Gabor…..(By Kal)
If I could be a welder…(by Minnie)
If I could be employed…(by Minnie).
If I could be all things to all people…(by Minnie).
If I could be Homer Simpson… (Lee at Oh No, the Blog!)
If I could be a NASCAR driver…(Lee at Oh No, the Blog!)
If I could be the Dreaded Pirate Roberts No. 7,453…(Lee at Oh No, the Blog!)
If I could be a circus performer…(Sarcomical)
If I could be a superhero… (Michie at Meeshmellow World)

And here are my answers:

If I could be a linguist, I would always describe myself as “cunning”. Because that shit is funny, yo. Even if it isn’t my bag.

If I could be a knife-thrower, I would throw outrageous parties where I would plant a sober person on the guest list and pretend to get drunk with them the whole night. Then, when everyone else is totally off their rockers, I would say, in my fake drunk slur, “Hey guys! Don’t you think it would be fun to throw knifes at *insert planted sober person’s name here*!” Then I would start throwing knives and people would be on the edge of their seats thinking, “Wow. She is really good! She hasn’t hit him yet and she is totally wasted!” And then I will be a party legend.

If I could be a musician, I would totally rock. And I would have dreads, because the only other profession I can think of that dreads are pseudo-appropriate is surfer or skater.

If I could be a llama-rider, I ride my llama into work. I would ask for a motorcycle parking spot and argue that it would take up about the same amount of space. Then I would go out with water every two hours, so that he didn’t die.

If I could be Zsa-Zsa Gabor, I would be allergic to that smelly hay daaaarrrrlink. I would want Park Avenue. (Wasn’t that Zsa-Zsa on Green Acres?)

And here is my addition:
If I could be a superhero, I would be… huh… wouldn’t you know it… I don’t know any female superheros, except for Elastagirl from the Incredibles. But it is a good addition! So I would be Elastagirl, for lack of a better option.

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