Free Will Astrology

August 11th, 2005

When rock star Courtney Love asked me for advice about her relationship with rock star Trent Reznor a few years ago, I told her the same thing I’ll tell you now: Empty your brain of everything you think you know about the person who both excites you and drives you crazy. Drop all of your fantasies and projections and expectations. As soon as you do, you will clearly see that person is not a diabolical angel whose main task in life is to rouse your obsessive thoughts, but rather a flawed human being who has only a partial resemblance to what you imagine him or her to be. When you achieve that enlightened state, then and only then will there be even a shred of hope that you two can have an authentic, vital, mutually enriching relationship.

it is just funny that when my life is career focused, my horoscope is career focused and when I am relationship focused, this horoscope is relationship focused.

But mostly I am creeped out that Trent Reznor dated Courtney Love. Why was I not told about this?!?!?! I am mostly shocked and a little - oh I don’t know - grossed out!

And now, after a little googling, I can see that she also dated Edward Norton. For TWO YEARS! Dude, I never thought I would say this, but she is a (mostly) lucky bitch if you ask me.

One Response to “Free Will Astrology”

  1. UGH! NOOOOOOOO… Ed Norton! I used to think he was hot, but after dating Courtney Love, he is just Hepatitis waiting to happen.

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