- Don’t go to a job that you normally love and search variations of the theme “chemicals found in cardboard” for 6 hours. It will make you not love your job anymore.
- Don’t ask for ideas about jobs for your future when you are not in the mode to believe that you even have a future.
- Don’t check the statistics of your website a hundred million times to see if The Big A has even given half a rat’s ass about you since he told you his secret.
- Don’t go to yoga and cry the entire time. Deep breaths are not easy to take, even between sobs.
- Don’t order things that are shipped by UPS, particularly when UPS likes to screw you and ONLY you when it comes to deliveries.
- Don’t call your boyfriend after crying severely for about an hour and tell him to call you back. He might assume that your utter hysteria is because someone died and not because UPS refuses to deliver your package.
DOING
Making tiny flower barrettes
READING
The February edition of Martha Stewart's Living. It's pink and I like that. And it actually makes me kind of excited to celebrate Valentine's Day.
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