(There is a toss up between this subject and the one that involves no other project other than finishing up my thesis. I might save my thesis one for a morning when I haven’t had a glass of wine and two vodka tonics.)
So in this town, there is a restaurant called Pasta? I know that you may think I used the inappropriate punctuation, but I swear to you that the restaurant’s name is “Pasta?”… or sometimes called “Pasta Q”. Anyway. The point is…. ALL of their waiters are italian. I am not talking like 1/10, my grandmother’s great great great great grandmother italian. More like, “Ho dimenticato il mio passaporto,” (”I forgot my passport”) italian. Like you get the same kind of uncomfortable feeling you get when you go to the chinese food place and your waiter and the bus boy are speaking in chinese and pointing to you, except these guys are speaking italian. Which makes them both unbelievably attractive AND rude all at the same time.
So my question is, where do they get these men? Honestly. My sister says it is a small chain. Which means there is at least one other restaurant stocked with hot, possibly slightly rude italian men. There is a reason I love italian food. And it isn’t ‘just the carb addict in me.