Staggering Drunk

December 21st, 2005

So I am not a very “good” sleeper. I would not win the gold in that Olympic category…oh wait they don’t have a category for a blissful nights sleep. But if they did, I still wouldn’t win. In an effort to replenish my energy, I have started taking sleeping pills when I know I will have a hard time sleeping. This works out well, except the next morning.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
• the appearance of being drunk (actually what it says)
• slurred speech
• staggered walk
• confusion
• disorientation
• clumsiness

So apparently the next morning when I come into work I must look like a complete drunk. This is somewhat amusing to me.

5 Responses to “Staggering Drunk”

  1. You always seem a little drunk to me. =)

  2. Yeah, I don’t see how that is any different than your normal appearance! Bwahahahahahahaha.

  3. Think positive! This is probably the “cheapest drunk” you’ll ever have. Enjoy the night’s sleep and let all the others worry about the morning after.

  4. You know where I can score some?

  5. J:

    Apparently my mom: maven_gamer