Staggering Drunk
December 21st, 2005So I am not a very “good” sleeper. I would not win the gold in that Olympic category…oh wait they don’t have a category for a blissful nights sleep. But if they did, I still wouldn’t win. In an effort to replenish my energy, I have started taking sleeping pills when I know I will have a hard time sleeping. This works out well, except the next morning.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
• the appearance of being drunk (actually what it says)
• slurred speech
• staggered walk
• confusion
• disorientation
• clumsiness
So apparently the next morning when I come into work I must look like a complete drunk. This is somewhat amusing to me.

You always seem a little drunk to me. =)
By Michie, on 12/21/05 at 11:56 amYeah, I don’t see how that is any different than your normal appearance! Bwahahahahahahaha.
By pORTER, on 12/21/05 at 11:16 pmThink positive! This is probably the “cheapest drunk” you’ll ever have. Enjoy the night’s sleep and let all the others worry about the morning after.
By maven_gamer, on 12/22/05 at 10:51 amYou know where I can score some?
By j, on 12/23/05 at 7:39 amJ:
Apparently my mom: maven_gamer
By Sheesha, on 12/25/05 at 6:56 pm