So in my short little lunch breaks, I sometimes have time to venture away from my religious readings to someone new…

So I went over to WULAD and his post on the pink ear plugs was just hysterical to me. Here is just a clip:

“Did this experience provide you with witty ideas for further women-only personal care products?

I’m already looking into patenting women’s dental floss (it’ll be pink), women’s Drano (pink and lavender-scented), a woman’s calculator (pink, and all operations result in “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it”), and a women’s dictionary (pink, and doesn’t include the words “science” or “promotion”). Also tampons for men.”

But I totally wish my calculator told me “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it” instead of incorrect negative answers for the quadratic equation. Seriously.

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