Things I Use My Letter Opener For.
October 22nd, 2009- Back scratcher.
- To poke holes in my coffee cup lids to get better flow.
- To clean out the crumbs between where my two desks come together.
- To point to things.
Please note, opening letters is not on the list. I have received ONE letter at my job since I started. I have worked here for almost 2 years.

