Things I Use My Letter Opener For.

October 22nd, 2009
  1. Back scratcher.
  2. To poke holes in my coffee cup lids to get better flow.
  3. To clean out the crumbs between where my two desks come together.
  4. To point to things.

Please note, opening letters is not on the list. I have received ONE letter at my job since I started. I have worked here for almost 2 years.

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