Dear Universe,

When a girl writes a blog post about “never getting a break” your response should not be to cause her puppy to instantly be afflicted with some sort of weird breathing condition. I don’t know if you took a moment to read what I had to say, but money is tight. And a $400 vet bill does not help.

I would appreciate your ceasing and desisting immediately. There are two things my mother always told me:

If you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say nothing.

Nobody likes someone who in one hand gives while with the other hand they take away. (we use a very non-PC version of this saying, but this is what I could come up with on such short notice).

Don’t think throwing me an “informal interview” is going to somehow make me forget almost throwing up my wheaties this morning. And don’t think
by sharing a wonderful new friend with me that it somehow makes up for a sick dog.

Can tomorrow be a carefree day please?

Unfortunately at your mercy,

Michie

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