I saw this over on Resident Minx’s page and thought I would participate. I too found my responses to the last set of questions interesting. I was mostly in the height of the bell curve for most of my answers. Give it a try and let me know what you think about the last set of questions…

There’s no doubt about it: you’re eccentric. You wear your heart on your sleeve. You don’t hesistate one bit when it comes to talking about squeamish topics. Although you like to have peace and quiet, you often find excitement in a random crisis or two.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Thanks to the hedgehog for directing me to this!

Basically I am to pick five of the “If I could be a” and write my decription. Then I add one of my own to the bottom of the list, along with my name. Then I can tag 3 other people to do it. Since the last people I tagged to do one of these things didn’t follow through (including a certain someone who tagged me to do this one, which by the way, the main driving force to do this is spite… =) Just kidding…) I am not going to waste my time picking three people. I pick one person. And that one person is Little Miss Greedy (who will probably only get to do this if she is interested enough to click the extended entry button).

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate…(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember…(By Jeremy)I
f I could be a business owner…(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor… (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent…(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer…(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist…(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker…(By Pollo Loco)I
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a DJ… (by maria)
If I could be a knife-thrower (by Katherine)
If I could be Zsa-Zsa Gabor…..(By Kal)
If I could be a welder…(by Minnie)
If I could be employed…(by Minnie).
If I could be all things to all people…(by Minnie).
If I could be Homer Simpson… (Lee at Oh No, the Blog!)
If I could be a NASCAR driver…(Lee at Oh No, the Blog!)
If I could be the Dreaded Pirate Roberts No. 7,453…(Lee at Oh No, the Blog!)
If I could be a circus performer…(Sarcomical)
If I could be a superhero… (Michie at Meeshmellow World)

And here are my answers:

If I could be a linguist, I would always describe myself as “cunning”. Because that shit is funny, yo. Even if it isn’t my bag.

If I could be a knife-thrower, I would throw outrageous parties where I would plant a sober person on the guest list and pretend to get drunk with them the whole night. Then, when everyone else is totally off their rockers, I would say, in my fake drunk slur, “Hey guys! Don’t you think it would be fun to throw knifes at *insert planted sober person’s name here*!” Then I would start throwing knives and people would be on the edge of their seats thinking, “Wow. She is really good! She hasn’t hit him yet and she is totally wasted!” And then I will be a party legend.

If I could be a musician, I would totally rock. And I would have dreads, because the only other profession I can think of that dreads are pseudo-appropriate is surfer or skater.

If I could be a llama-rider, I ride my llama into work. I would ask for a motorcycle parking spot and argue that it would take up about the same amount of space. Then I would go out with water every two hours, so that he didn’t die.

If I could be Zsa-Zsa Gabor, I would be allergic to that smelly hay daaaarrrrlink. I would want Park Avenue. (Wasn’t that Zsa-Zsa on Green Acres?)

And here is my addition:
If I could be a superhero, I would be… huh… wouldn’t you know it… I don’t know any female superheros, except for Elastagirl from the Incredibles. But it is a good addition! So I would be Elastagirl, for lack of a better option.

Which Family Guy character are you?

The first time I took it I was Bonnie… the next two times I was Lois. I think it all depends on how you answer “which of the following would you be most likely to say?”

If you scored…

1990 – 1999: With you anything goes! You’re grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It’s all good!

Oh yeah baby!

American Cities That Best Fit You:

60% Austin

60% Honolulu

55% Denver 55% Portland

55% Seattle

Texas? They are kidding right? I admit that Honolulu, Portland, even Seattle would be awesome… but I am not so sure about Austin… I guess i have heard good things about Austin… But I would think it is HOT there in the summer.

Sprited and boisterous!

You drink everyone under the table.

I could have seen that coming a mile away! Can’t wait to find the time and money to travel to Ireland.